=== A. Sometimes I am physical and conceptual ===
Sometimes I am Middle-height Person so no one has ever discussed my height in my face.
Sometimes I am a Pigeon Toed Person that walks like a lady.
Sometimes I am a Person With iPhone 6s because it still works and I don’t wanna spend extra money.
Sometimes I am a Person Who Likes Green when I wear a green shirt, green trousers and carry a green bag.
Sometimes I am a Cool Kid when I ride on my kick scooter.
Sometimes I am an Emo Kid who writes and posts depressing and cringy articles.
Sometimes I am a Literature Teen when I feel sad because it’s cloudy
Sometimes I am a Literature Teen when I read a book in a cafe with a nice cup of coffee.
Sometimes I am a Literature Teen when I post pictures with a fancy filter showing only my back.
Sometimes I am a Bitch who complains about everything.
Sometimes I am a Music Fanatic who sings loudly during a shower.
Sometimes I am a Martial Arts Practitioner who thinks swordplay is cool when I hold a sword.
Sometimes I am an Architect who thinks about how my homeland should look like.
Sometimes I am a Scientist when I see Science memes and am reminded of the experiments in college.
Sometimes I am a Graphic Designer when I appreciate the design of a poster or a business card and store it at home.
Sometimes I am a Gamer who buys tons of games on Steam and finish playing only a few.
Sometimes I am a Writer who suddenly got sparks of inspiration and write a poem.
=== B. Sometimes I am social and statistical===
Sometimes I am a Student who talks about how bad the teachers in that semester are.
Sometimes I am a Teacher when the tutorial students don’t listen and I want to end the misery quick.
Sometimes I am a Son who hates my mum.
Sometimes I am a Grandson who appreciates myself for having breakfast with my grandma every day.
Sometimes I am a Friend who nods and pretends to understand what others say.
Sometimes I am a Colleague who really can’t get into the social circle.
Sometimes I am a Stranger who passes by somebody who thinks I am handsome.
Sometimes I am a Customer treated like a king.
Sometimes I am an Online Virtual Figure when somebody sees the photos I post and hit the like button.
Sometimes I am a Data Point when I watch telly and browse some websites.
yau5 si4 ngo5 hai6 m4 gong2 chou1 hau2 gei3 heung1 gong2 yan4.
Sometimes I am English who has bad grammar but so what?
Sometimes soy Espanõl who can’t sing Despacito.
Sometimes Ich bin Deutsch who doesn’t like automobile and alcohol
Sometimes I am Indian when watching 3 Idiots.
Sometimes I am Roman when I imagine myself in a cool ancient armour.
Sometimes I am a Loner who stays away from everybody and social media.
Sometimes I am an Apathet when I have no strong emotion with news in the entertainment industry.
Sometimes I am a Hater when a Kpop song plays in the restaurant I am having dinner at.
Sometimes I am a Problem Solver that hates talking and wants to get things done.
Sometimes I am a Motivator when speaking in Zen language and somehow the others get inspired by it (maybe).
Sometimes I am a Nuisance when talking about serious matters when others are not interested.
Sometimes I am a Critic who thinks presenting sound and valid arguments can change others’ beliefs.
=== C. Sometimes I am political ===
Sometimes I am White
Sometimes I am Yellow
Sometimes I am Brown
Sometimes I am Black
Sometimes I am Straight
Sometimes I am Gay
Sometimes I am Bi
Sometimes I am Trans
Sometimes I am Queer
Sometimes I am a Man
Sometimes I am a Woman
Sometimes I am a Plant
Sometimes I am an Animal
Sometimes I am a Human
Sometimes I am a Robot
Sometimes I am a Capitalist
Sometimes I am a Socialist
Sometimes I am Progressive
Sometimes I am Radical
Sometimes I am a Hong Konger
Sometimes I am Chinese
Sometimes I am Asian
Sometimes I am European
Sometimes I am an Immigrant
Sometimes I am an International Citizen
=== D. Sometimes I am philosophical ===
Sometimes I am nobody.
Sometimes I am EVERYBODY.
Tyler Wong 